Fine Print Explorer Gifts

"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..."

'All this health insurance stuff is literally making me ill! I'm just sick about it all!'

"He died from eyestrain...read every prospectus they ever sent him."

Building Society - How much interest did we get?

"Tell me about your travel extras."

"Let me just check the brochure... No, on this model, the wheels are an optional extra."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Maths is fun!'

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Paranoia Clinic

Fine Print Letters

"No one understands me."

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Information

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."