Fine Print Detectives Gifts

"What the large print giveth. . .the small print taketh away."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

The Devil's in the detail!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

Micro and Macro Department,

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Devil in the detail

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Fine Print Letters

Uh

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

When pedants take a break.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

Forward Planning - The key to Success

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"Let me just check the brochure... No, on this model, the wheels are an optional extra."

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

"The fine print, in the contract, can be read only if held up to a mirror."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'