Fine Print Detectives Pillows

"What the large print giveth. . .the small print taketh away."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

The Devil's in the detail!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

Micro and Macro Department,

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Devil in the detail

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Fine Print Letters

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

When pedants take a break.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

Forward Planning - The key to Success

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"Let me just check the brochure... No, on this model, the wheels are an optional extra."

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

"The fine print, in the contract, can be read only if held up to a mirror."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."