Fine Print Sleuth Pillows

Read the small print Guv - 'Press in every room', not 'trouser press in every room.'

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

Don't forget to read the small print.

Fine Print Letters

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"Let me just check the brochure... No, on this model, the wheels are an optional extra."

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

'That's where we at the fine print.'

"The fine print, in the contract, can be read only if held up to a mirror."

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

Aways read the small print.

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

ACME INSURANCE COMPANY, 'Of course, the death benefits don't apply if it's the Government that kills you.'

Shipping contract.

"You didn't read the fine print. This roach spray attracts them."

"The little one? That's for small print!"

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."