Fine Print Examiner Gifts

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Examiners.

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Smart Arse"

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Lambs to the Slaughter

Fine Print Letters

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

"Let me just check the brochure... No, on this model, the wheels are an optional extra."

Examiners Nightmare.

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

'That's where we at the fine print.'

"The fine print, in the contract, can be read only if held up to a mirror."

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."