Fine Print Examiner Gifts

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Examiners.

Don't forget to read the small print.

Fine Print Letters

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Lambs to the Slaughter

Uh

"Smart Arse"

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

"Let me just check the brochure... No, on this model, the wheels are an optional extra."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

Examiners Nightmare.

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

'That's where we at the fine print.'

"The fine print, in the contract, can be read only if held up to a mirror."