Fine Dining Philosopher Gifts

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

Stratigraphy

this bordeaux speaks for itself

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"