Financier Gifts

'Hunting and gathering isn't very profitable. Let's invent IPO's.'

"Amazing - from up here I can't even see the foundations that we're built on."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

"Smile - here comes our funding..."

'I don't ask for much, all I want is more.'

'Your money? -- does it or does it not have 'United States Treasury' printed on it?'

'Yes, my lemonade is $1.50 a cup. I figured it's the only way for me to recover from the dot-com crash.'

"We have decided to finance your voyage, Mr. Columbus, even though we are disappointed that you failed to produce your high-school transcripts."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Bernard Baruch: 'To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.'

Lucky Business

'Are you sure you want to get a loan from him?'

Firework of share-based payments.

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"No money down, zero percent financing. Where's the incentive to steal?"

'Majesty, we don't ask that you sell us your soul. All you have to do is join the euro.'

'He's everthing I'm looking for in a man - a millionaire'.

Due to the current financial situation the meek shall no longer inherit the earth.

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

'...there is a difference between being bullish and bullheaded?'

'Arbitraging lweis and ekpweles all day gave him agnosia.'

'I'm buying United Amoeba. Rumour has it that it's about to split.'

'I'm an optimist, I believe that a global financial crisis can still be accomplished.'

'I've been doing a lot of soul searching, Jenkins, and I've realized there's just so much more to money than life.'

'We've got to take care, sir! Last month, this thing went down and hit a guy at the floor below us!'

'The rich get richer!'

This will teach them to short against the Draq.

'He'll give you the wine order in 20 minutes. It's one of the drawbacks of watching delayed stock quotes all day.'

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

'All your money or the pig sneezes!'