Financially Savvy Seniors Gifts

Elderly couple sits in living room with wall sign that states: God Bless our Reverse Mortgage.

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I just..."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"You were the one who said we couldn't afford a new vacuum, so stop moaning and suck harder!"

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

"Papi, do we have enough net financial assets to meet essential living expenses for nine months if our source of income disappears?"

Non-Profit-Organization

Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.

Staying together for the pension.

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

Baby buying shares

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'