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Elderly couple sits in living room with wall sign that states: God Bless our Reverse Mortgage.

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I just..."

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

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"You were the one who said we couldn't afford a new vacuum, so stop moaning and suck harder!"

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

"Papi, do we have enough net financial assets to meet essential living expenses for nine months if our source of income disappears?"

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

Non-Profit-Organization

Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.

Staying together for the pension.

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

Baby buying shares

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. IX and X