Financially Savvy Elder Gifts

Bomers and Bummer

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"You were the one who said we couldn't afford a new vacuum, so stop moaning and suck harder!"

The banks shoving the earth off the wall like Humpty Dumpty.

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

"Papi, do we have enough net financial assets to meet essential living expenses for nine months if our source of income disappears?"

Non-Profit-Organization

Display of graduation cards labeled: over $10,000 in loans; over $25,000 in loans; over $50,000 in loans; over $100,00 in loans

Staying together for the pension.

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. IX and X

Baby buying shares

'Remember...change comes from within.'

"Mom, if this is putting a strain on our finances, I could take a year off."

Doctor uses his stethoscope on the patient's wallet.

'Once they're born they immediately begin to depreciate.'