Financially Challenged Philosophers Pillows

'I suppose I could reduce my fee.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Wall St. or True Love.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Poor man and rich man

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

How America Was Re-Won

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

'I've just had a terrible nightmare that we were living sensibly, within our budget!'

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK