Economically Challenged Philosopher Pillows

'Watch him-he's drinking on an empty wallet.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Tempest in a Teapot

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

Unconditional Surrender

Power/Expenditures

World Economics

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Insecurity hits Wall Street

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Financial Eyesight

Taming the beast of the free market...

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

Poor man and rich man

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.