Financially Cautious Pillows

The mask-wearer.

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

Sam's Nation Building

Energy Bills

"Looks very promising. Put us down for one half of one share."

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'How can you sleep at night?'

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"For clients with an extremely low risk tolerance, I recommend they talk to someone with a ground-floor office."

"This was supposed to be the last session, but I think that I need to come abother couple of times to treat this sense of guilt for all the money I have wasted on you."

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

"It wouldn't kill you to pay your bill."

He seems to be a painter in his free time......

Half a loaf is better than none..

"Here are my notes on collateralized debt obligation. Make me sound like I know what I'm talking about."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'