Financially Mindful Pillows

psychiatrist - "...I'm just adding up your bill"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

Sam's Nation Building

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

"That's the parents' section."