Financially Savvy Person Pillows

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Money down the drain.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

The banks shoving the earth off the wall like Humpty Dumpty.

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

Non-Profit-Organization

'It's the bank's Small Business Advisor to see you, dear.'

Staying together for the pension.

"Carl has decided that, with the economy being the way it is, he's going to be a stay at home son."

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

'I appreciate all you've done to help me to relax but I still get nervous twinges when I get your bill.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. IX and X

'Remember...change comes from within.'