Financial Savvy Pillows

'It's the bank's Small Business Advisor to see you, dear.'

"Carl has decided that, with the economy being the way it is, he's going to be a stay at home son."

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Inland Revenue Area 4 - You might not know how well off you are Mr. Hobson, but we do.

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'

"George, have you made any arrangements about a pension?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I just..."

Soaring Profits

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

Business News.

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Wait a minute....!

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

'Profit in the garbage.'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

Tax Collector

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.