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Thanksgiving.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

You are what you eat!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

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'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Automatic Reply: Thank you for your email. I will be emotionally unavailable until further notice.

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

"Your EKG corresponds with the stock market report."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.