Financial Wellness Pillows

Thanksgiving.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"The overthinker"

Secretive Weigh In.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

Man constantly stressing

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"Your EKG corresponds with the stock market report."

"The serotonin is deafening."

"Don't do it, Sir! Think of your wife, your kids, your home, your mortgage, your council tax, your water raters, your gas, electricity, loan repayments, overdue library books..."

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

"We have to consider your 'new normal' considering the increase in mind numbing drugs."

"Any thoughts about pilling yourself?"

Hug therapy for the lonely at-the-top executives.

Change your style, learn to smile!

Impressive fund manager.