Body Wellness Advocate Pillows

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Scales

"You won’t need refills."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Wearing bras in 2020.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'