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Cyprus - For Sale

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Banana Split Personality

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pastorius wonders why.

That party went well.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Needs to get a life"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Day trading.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Is this who I am?"

The Mainstream

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

IRS Audit Section

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Truth