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Cyprus - For Sale

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Banana Split Personality

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That party went well.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Needs to get a life"

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Day trading.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Is this who I am?"

The Mainstream

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Truth