Financial Funny Bone Pillows

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'This doesn't look good.'

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"They are definitely a 'glass half full' kind of outfit."

"Your complete name is Paul Anton Norman Ichabot Cucumber?? P-A-N-I-C???! I'm sorry, you can't work as a stock market analyst any longer!"

"I see you've invested wildly in Asian stocks...like a bull in a China shop."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Movers and shakers.

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

tax

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."