Financial Fight Fans Gifts

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Student Debt

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Breaking Through

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Stress on GPs

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'