Financial Debate Fan Gifts

Go For It

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Impeachment

Self Checkout

The George Bush Library Tour.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Bring on the Crazy

The partisan cafe

George Will

Two Americas

The delegitimization effort.

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

Chuck Schumer

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.