Financial Crisis Navigators Gifts

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'Crisis'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Economic Downturns

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

Try not to worry.

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

The Covid Tail

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Ruble in Trouble

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

Capitalism.

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

Coronavirus and Atlas

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

"J.P. will be joining you by speakerphone."

The Usual Suspects

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

S.S, Eurozone in Mayday call

'Tell the staff the company has hit a symbolic iceberg and is slowly sinking.'

'Look on the bright side, you can't take it with you.'

'Still no bailout for us, sir, but don't give up hope!'