Navigating Financial Crises Gifts

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

City Redundancies - In? Out?

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

"Homeowner please help."

"J.P. will be joining you by speakerphone."

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

"Son, it’s time we had the ‘your mother and me got fleeced by Wall Street and you’ll have to support us’ talk."

'Still no bailout for us, sir, but don't give up hope!'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'

"Things are looking up..."

'Many of our quick fix solutions are expiring tomorrow, now what?'

Fun with Underemployment

Robert Macaire having lost his company's money

"Today's graphic is small and complicated to shield us from the truth a little while longer."

"When European workers are losing their jobs because of an Asian stock market crash - that's the meaning of 'Globalization'."

'Have you heard the saying 'up the creek without a paddle?' '

Man withdrawing money from the bank in a financial crisis

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

"You're living within our means, isn't that enough?"

"He wants us to start paying in cash, in advance."

'Still no bailout for us, sir, but don't give up hope!'