Banking Crisis Navigator Gifts

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Crisis'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

Economic Downturns

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

Try not to worry.

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

Capitalism.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

The Covid Tail

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Ruble in Trouble

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

Coronavirus and Atlas

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

"J.P. will be joining you by speakerphone."

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

"I negotiated. He's going to let us suffocate in our own ennui!"

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

The Usual Suspects