Corporate Crisis Navigator Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for someone who thrives amidst chaos and excels in navigating corporate crises? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful items that celebrate their crisis management skills with humor and style. Perfect for professionals who turn pressure into opportunity, our products bring a smile and a nod of recognition. Whether for a coworker, boss, or friend, find something that highlights their resilience and sharp problem-solving abilities with a fun twist.

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Business men looking out of a window

Business men looking out of a window

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

Wall Street Couch

Wall Street Couch

"Uh-Oh..."

"Uh-Oh..."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Economic Downturns

Economic Downturns

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

Yin and Yang VPs.

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

Try not to worry.

Try not to worry.

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

No - what kind of answer is no?

No - what kind of answer is no?

Ruble in Trouble

Ruble in Trouble

The Covid Tail

The Covid Tail

Corporate Crisis Navigator Gifts Collection

Corporate Crisis Navigator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the sharp wit and resilience of corporate crisis navigators. Start their day with humor!

Corporate Crisis Navigator Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows that feature playful nods to corporate crisis management—adding humor and comfort to their workspace or living room.

Corporate Crisis Navigator Prints

Browse inspiring prints that celebrate the skills of corporate crisis navigators. Perfect for decorating their office with humor and style.

Corporate Crisis Navigator T-Shirts

Discover humorous t-shirts designed for corporate crisis navigators. Perfect for showcasing their quick thinking and sharp personality.