Corporate Crisis Navigator Mugs

Business men looking out of a window

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

Wall Street Couch

"Uh-Oh..."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Economic Downturns

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

Try not to worry.

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

No - what kind of answer is no?

Ruble in Trouble

The Covid Tail