Corporate Chaos Navigators Mugs

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Uh-Oh..."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

Having It All

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

No - what kind of answer is no?

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

"Take this box of rumors, innuendo and hearsay and turn it into decisive leadership."

"There have been questions about the level of leadership in the company. I think we should consider the option of thinking about the possibility of setting up an action group to decided whether we should do something...maybe!"

'Miss Kress, who on our staff is in charge of denials and uncomfortable realities.'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'