Crisis Navigators Mugs

Try not to worry.

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie ™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Crabby Lady, Why don't you do like everyone else does and do something totally our of character for you. Like ride a Harley. Or adopt an orphan from an impoverished land ... or like being NICE for once. That last one would totally weird everybody out. "Sincerely," Arnold S. Cleveland. Ok, rather than say what I really want to s

"We had lots of calls from people wanting to get away during the fuel crisis..."

The Modern Iconoclast...'Calm down. Things will work out.'

"Look on the bright side - if you're having a midlife crisis at 40, you have 40 more years to live."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Economic Downturns

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

Having It All

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

The Covid Tail

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Ruble in Trouble

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

Capitalism.

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

Coronavirus and Atlas

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"How did his last remark make you feel?"

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'