Midweek Crisis Navigators Mugs

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Tired Barbie

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Economic Downturns

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

Try not to worry.

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Ruble in Trouble

The Covid Tail

Capitalism.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

Coronavirus and Atlas

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

"J.P. will be joining you by speakerphone."

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

'Tell the staff the company has hit a symbolic iceberg and is slowly sinking.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

'Still no bailout for us, sir, but don't give up hope!'

S.S, Eurozone in Mayday call

"This was the best school day of the week!"