Global Crisis Navigator Mugs

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Economic Downturns

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

Try not to worry.

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

Ruble in Trouble

Capitalism.

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'Busting balls since 1983.'

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

The Covid Tail

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

Coronavirus and Atlas

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

"I negotiated. He's going to let us suffocate in our own ennui!"

"J.P. will be joining you by speakerphone."

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

"You may want to steer clear of Jensen until he gets accustomed to you. He can be a bit territorial."

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.