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Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'Crisis'

Economic Downturns

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Try not to worry.

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

Ruble in Trouble

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

The Covid Tail

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Capitalism.

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

Coronavirus and Atlas

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

"J.P. will be joining you by speakerphone."

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

"I negotiated. He's going to let us suffocate in our own ennui!"

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

The Usual Suspects