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"J.P. will be joining you by speakerphone."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Crisis'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Economic Downturns

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

City Redundancies - In? Out?

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

Try not to worry.

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

The Covid Tail

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

Capitalism.

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

Ruble in Trouble

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

Coronavirus and Atlas

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'