Financial Crisis Navigator Pillows

"J.P. will be joining you by speakerphone."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Crisis'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Economic Downturns

City Redundancies - In? Out?

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Try not to worry.

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

The Covid Tail

Capitalism.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Ruble in Trouble

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

Coronavirus and Atlas

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"