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"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

The Fourth Little Pig

Cimafunk

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Candle Portraits.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I, TikTok."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.