Film Director Gifts

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."

"OK, we need the body double for the eating scene."

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

'I know you're watching the budget, but this isn't really doing justice to the battle of Waterloo.'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Driver sees computer grid replacing landscape ahead. Road sign reads: 'Computer Simulation Next 2 Miles.'

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

"You can chase your accounting dream later, son. Your mother and I just want you to finish film school."

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

'A page from Sylvester Stallone's newest film script.'

'I forgot - is this a movie set, or the real thing?'

"Okay H.D. - break a leg."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'Roll'em!' (dice on movie set)

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

"… and the last item on the pre-nuptial aggreement is, … he wants final cut on all home videos."

"Hallelujah, I'm a believer!"

Directors Chair and Others.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Lucky we got Clam to circle the wagons.'

Oscars acceptance speech.

A movie director shouting through bullhorn.

"Look, I love the city, too, but wouldn't it be cheaper to shoot this in Canada?"

Hollywood - the early years

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

Federico Fellini.

John Wayne

The 2024 Deepfake awards

Martin Scorsese.

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

'Alfred Hitchhiking.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Directing a wildlife documentary.

'Cut!' (movie studio director)