Film Bragging Rights T-Shirts

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

A Salmon Lie

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

One-upmanship.

"What you ain't - is A GENT!"

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

Is this meeting a prequel or a sequel to the last one?

'Sadly the characters are still one-dimensional.'

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

"..And the best product placement in a film award goes to..."

'Very well...do you promise to tell the whole truth, provided that you retain book and movie rights to the story?'

'California is so show-biz! - First we elect an evil robot from the future, and then we replace him with a crazy zombie from the past.'

'Is this a racing movie or a porno flick?'

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

'That was my first ever kill.'

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

"I want to kill my parents and sell the film rights."

"And this is a picture of me before I became a high net worth individual."