Bragging Rights Holders T-Shirts

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

A Salmon Lie

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

Social media and privacy

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

One-upmanship.

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

"Our wind corridor is second to none."

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

'That was my first ever kill.'

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

"And this is a picture of me before I became a high net worth individual."

Woman winding wool on husbands outstretched arms.

I only whale for the sport of it.

'Look out... here comes the Trumpet Voluntary.'

Harvard, Princeton, Yale, And Your Kids. . . ?

My equity is bigger than yours.

'She's already gotten a job offer from Microsoft!'