Bragging Rights Lover T-Shirts

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

A Salmon Lie

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

One-upmanship.

If it weren't for the Second, we wouldn't need to plea the Fifth.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

WPC

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

"Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer."

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

"I've half a mind to complain."

'That was my first ever kill.'

'Who said you could use my phone?'

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

Woman winding wool on husbands outstretched arms.

"And this is a picture of me before I became a high net worth individual."

I only whale for the sport of it.

'I respectfully take the First, the Second, the Third, the Fourth, the Fifth, the Sixth, the Seventh...'

'Hmm...'

"All I really want is control over my own body!"