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I only whale for the sport of it.

One-upmanship.

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

A Salmon Lie

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

If it weren't for the Second, we wouldn't need to plea the Fifth.

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

United Reputation

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Show-Off-And-Tell.

"I've half a mind to complain."

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

'That was my first ever kill.'

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

'I respectfully take the First, the Second, the Third, the Fourth, the Fifth, the Sixth, the Seventh...'

"This is my shame spiral pepper spray."

"And this is a picture of me before I became a high net worth individual."

Woman winding wool on husbands outstretched arms.

With Hunting Season comes Storytelling Season.

'Hmm...'