Bragging Rights Seeker T-Shirts

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

My equity is bigger than yours.

'That was my first ever kill.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Pre-Old Blues

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Todays Sermon: 'Can our entitlements be saved?'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'I'm not asking for a raise Mr. Betenheeler, but would it be possible for you to treat me as a human being?'

Keystone XL

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'