Bragging Rights Seeker T-Shirts

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

My equity is bigger than yours.

'That was my first ever kill.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Todays Sermon: 'Can our entitlements be saved?'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

Keystone XL

'I'm not asking for a raise Mr. Betenheeler, but would it be possible for you to treat me as a human being?'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'