File Error Lovers T-Shirts

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

In/Out Tray.

How Many It Takes

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Doo inc..can and no can.

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

Files of Doom

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I hate toask again, but what is it I'm supposed to be looking for?'

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

' You misread the ad,I'm looking for a light-weight engine.'