File Error Lovers Gifts

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

How Many It Takes

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

Doo inc..can and no can.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Files of Doom

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Sorry, pal, no - there's no rest stop for the wicked.

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I hate toask again, but what is it I'm supposed to be looking for?'

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

'It suprises me you want your files organized.