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'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

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'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

Woman finds something in her soup.

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

PC spits mud out

"Gina remembers where she left her pen... No wonder I can't write with this. It's a rectal thermometer."

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

Unknown computer error.

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

Universal Credits Computer: Kaput

Bark park park? Hoof hoof? Yak yak yap yak? Ugh, stupid typos – that was voice-to-text.

Bank Checking. Ah, just the person we wanted to see. The good news is we've named a computer glitch after you.

'You think Jim's okay? He's been sat like that since I passed him the apple bong.'