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"'Unexpected error.' It stopped being 'unexpected' after the first ten times it happened."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Modern Novel.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Windows or Mac?

Praying Mantis.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

Problem Solver Wanted

"Text!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'Take my advice, and never look in the back of your computer.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.