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'Yes - He's armed.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'I found the termites!'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Zika Epidemic

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"Camera not working."

Selfbee

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

"You get ten vacation days, three personal days and two technical-difficulties days."

I tapped the keys repeatedly.

"Well, I'm all out of ideas... Should we try unplugging him and plugging him back in?"

'For an English translation of what the tech support person says, press 2...'

'No Jason, you can't call tech support.'

"I see your problem"

"'Unexpected error.' It stopped being 'unexpected' after the first ten times it happened."

Tech Support Values

Mom & Pop-ups.

plain talk tech support: what the **#@%&** do you want?

'Have you tried switching him off and on again?'

I advise not to eat jelly doughnuts while working at your computer anymore."

'Read the manual. You can't keep yelling, 'Here boy', every time you need help.'

'Feel any better?'