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SNOW WARS: The fight-back

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

A street fight.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

Roman paramedic.

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."