Fielders Frozen In Time Gifts

'Time out! The cursor is frozen!'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"You're in the cartoon league now. You just have to pretend those little circles in the stands are actual people."

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Bismark Ballet School

Inside Baseballs

The invention of baseball.

Another brazen raid by People for the Ethical Treatment of Athletes.

"I'm really sorry about this. I've called the paramedics and they're on their way. Errr.....you couldn't just crawl forward a few more feet before they get here could you?"

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

Putting the pets out.

95mph fastball.

Prehistoric Basketball Player

ARcTic

This team wouldn't intimidate kindergarteners. Stand up straight! Let me rephrase that. Standing up straight makes you look ten pounds lighter! That's soo sexist! And depressingly true.

Cold

"What about letting your hair air dry?"

'We had no choice, ump. Their pitcher threw a brushback, and so we retaliated with a burshback...'

Ever since Jeff's little accident, his teammates all referred to his position on the field as 'Shartstop'.

The moms of the field hockey players you took home all called angry. What happened? The kids rode in the back of my pickup. I got pulled over. Are you mad? Are you kidding? They will never ask us for rides again! Free at last!

'Cold this morning, isn't it?'

"I sense a certain ambivalent bounce in your pitches...and it makes me feel vulnerable."

'He has a kind of neat mantra - 'no hits, no runs, no errors.''

'Rule #5, all players will be issued a cup to spit in.'