Field Day Fun Gifts

"I'm really sorry about this. I've called the paramedics and they're on their way. Errr.....you couldn't just crawl forward a few more feet before they get here could you?"

The Zoo.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I told him we needed more string."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

The Charge of the Kids

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

The Taming of the Ewe

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Cow Pollen

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'